Prepare to be cooked. Over high heat, all year long.

This new addition to the site is the brass monkey of cinema — remnants of our hard drives doctored and remixed by the lizard king himself: Blake Myers. People will be stitched up, #cooked and publicly humiliated and legends will be crowned, dethroned and cuddled back to health — in the same episode. Plan to watch them on the last day of the month. Every month. All the year long. They star everyone. Hell, you’re probably in it.

Just a bunch of lizards sunning themselves all over this funny rock we live upon.