Noah Schweizer has been on a fucking terror lately. Last week he dropped “Inlet Tribute” and then charged up to the Outer Banks to score some more gold with his fellow statesmen, Evan Geiselman. Word has it they got caught going 165 mph in a 65 mph zone. The cops were surfers and big fans of the Floridians, so they let them go. Said no one ever. Instead they paid there fine and in return scored some of the most perfect surf North Carolina could offer. We’d cancel our own funeral for a session like this right now.