“Those of us not in France just spent all our lunch money for the month at this fireworks stand. Please standby while we light it all off and run around our neighborhood drinking CL smooths and enjoying the day. We’ll be back tomorrow with your regularly scheduled programming, including a teaser to our upcoming Fairly Normal on Austyn Gillette. Fuck he’s good…
“But for today, go outside. Go surfing. Go skate. Get off your phone. Have fun. And happy independence day, America. We love you.”